Nick Bakay's Tale of the Tape: Dominator vs. Dominatrix |
Category |
Dominator |
Dominatrix |
Advantage |
Sabre |
His team |
$50 extra |
Hasek |
Vulcanized rubber |
Pucks |
Pants |
Dominatrix |
Signature moves |
A sprawling, snow angel save |
The gentle pop at the end of a whip |
Hasek |
Top shelf, where Momma hides the cookies |
The best place to score on him |
A role-playing game |
Push |
Red |
The color of the new alternate Sabres jerseys |
A sign she might have gone too far |
Hasek |
Red light |
A sure sign he let in a goal |
A sure sign you're in her neighborhood |
Dominatrix |
Penalties |
Two minutes in the sin bin |
Two minutes out of it |
Hasek |
No |
Excuses |
Kissing |
Hasek |
Sudden death |
When you play your best |
When you call the cops |
Hasek |
Satan |
A teammate |
A teammate |
Hasek. When was the last time Big Red lit the lamp 30 times in a season?
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Fans wear ... |
Hasek jerseys |
Dog collars |
Hasek |
Playing hurt |
A nuisance |
The whole point |
Dominatrix |
"Screen!" |
What he yells when his vision is blocked |
The safe word you yell when you want her to stop |
Push |
A product of |
Czech Republic |
A bad childhood |
Hasek |
How they would spend their day with Lord Stanley's Cup |
Sit and gaze at it with family and friends |
Use it to break your fingers |
Hasek |
The thin red line |
Separates a save from a goal |
Separates pleasure from pain |
Push |
What they live for |
A shutout |
One salty tear |
Push |