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Being ... Tommy Lasorda
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He has won two World Series and an Olympic gold medal. But today, all people think of when they hear the name Tommy Lasorda is that embarrassing tumble at the All-Star Game. So what's Tommy thinking?



"Wow! This is great! Me here with Ripken, Gwynn, Piazza and Clemens. ... Hey, what the &#@$ was that?"



"It was all part of my master plan to promote my new product: The Tommy Lasorda Bobble-Butt Doll."



"I know what everyone's thinking. I never should have given up Slim Fast."



"Can you believe the German judge only gave me a 9.6?"



"Laugh all you want, Zim, but at least nobody ever made me wear an army helmet in the dugout."



"I know I can't milk this baseball thing forever. I'm already thinking about my next career move."



"When Bonds breaks the homer record, I wonder if I'll get the credit I deserve for getting him to finally loosen up."






























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