What made you think that those Lions and Bengals dolls would make great gifts? Are you sure you haven't been playing with that Lakers bandwagon for the last three years?

Page 2 cartoonist Kurt Snibbe finds the return line at the shopping mall is filled with sports fans -- but, hey, how come that guy with the Anna Kournikova swimsuit calendar looks so happy?

Kurt Snibbe is a sports news artist for the Orange County Register, and his work will appear frequently on Page 2. He can be reached at Sportoon@hotmail.com.