Who would want 11 pipers piping or a couple of turtle doves? Sounds like too big of a hassle to us.

Page 2 cartoonist Kurt Snibbe has a new take on "The 12 Days of Christmas" -- and it's in language that every sports fans will understand:

Kurt Snibbe is a sports news artist for the Orange County Register, and his work will appear frequently on Page 2. He can be reached at Sportoon@hotmail.com.