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Being Vince McMahon

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If you can't get enough violence, misogynist attitudes and crude taunting (Ray Lewis fans, we know you're out there), then Vince McMahon has a new football league especially for you this weekend.

What type of person would develop a league where no fair catches are allowed and where a team is named the Maniax? Join us on a dangerous journey as we perform a Vulcan mind meld on the man behind the WWF and the XFL, Vince McMahon:

Rae Carruth
"Hmmm. I wonder if Rae Carruth will be eligible for parole by the playoffs?"


"Suggestion to the rules committee: In addition to five-, 10- and 15-yard penalties, add the dealth penalty for encroachment."


"Thongs. Gotta have the cheerleaders in thongs."


"Cha-Ching!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"


"On second thought, forget the thongs. They conceal too much."

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. ..."


































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